Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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