mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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