oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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