problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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