So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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