Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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