jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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