i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
