weddingsv make me drug and hornr
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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