I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
she told me i tasted like america
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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