I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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