okay pat passed out under dana's car
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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