Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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