Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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