is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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