Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
In the future we'll all be gay
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
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