her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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