Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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