how can u be prego again
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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