That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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