HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
