I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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