i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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