I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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