I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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