Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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