All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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