So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm really into asian looking animals
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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