The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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