I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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