remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Life is so much better after having sex.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
they're like a gay fantastic four
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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