.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
