Cold hands, warm shart.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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