So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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