i jhust puked up my retainher.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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