I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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