ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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