big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Be still, my beating vagina.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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