..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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