i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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