dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
We don't watch enough power rangers
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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