Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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