doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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