Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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