You're so nebulous sometimes
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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