So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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