Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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