9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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