so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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