singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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