wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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